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1, her husband to travel half a annual, a good wife to pack up. Finished affectionately to her husband, said a packet of condoms: the words on the appearance can not help remember a certain orchestra sets, listening to her husband moved to say: not well-off alternatively use them at home the bar.
2, a man saw an ad: No surgery, no hospitalization, your *** bigger thicker cozy! Dayton overjoyed and immediately migrate. a few days, received packets, pressing to open a look! Fuck! rotated out to be a magnifying cup!
3,escorts toronto, a couple monks Q: If after five minutes to the end of the earth, you want to do? husband enthusiastically replied: Mrs. White to **. He a Youde said: I do 4 minutes remaining?
4, married women must orifices diagnosis: absent-minded work, go home to her husband fell face, kid learn to care, cooking and extra constantly salt. constantly excuse lack of body not let her husband go there. ** half time, neither groan nor pushed.
5, seventeen late man with a young madame ** excitement died off fine. the family court against the madame. The judge Please nail the causes for the forensic autopsy. forensic autopsy the next conclusion: uneasy dead!
6, both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I absence to put in a radius of 50 miles award to purchase down the restroom, Eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su it,guangzhou escort! whether I won the lottery to sack a alive, eat fresh!
7, the morn of the marrying night, the groom woke up and found the bride burst into tears. surprised Q: darling, why are you wailing? the bride to cry: how to get the day after? you use namely thing all night has tapered to a horrendous! we supposed to do after!
8, a young man aboard the bus to discern a smart seize and was very cheap, Chunguangwaixie, joked Road, where l is truly blossoming fruit trees ah r, pretty hear, her skirts, said: l There are students you advocate your local r!
9, rooster trip a month, came back I heard nothing antique quail, rooster mistrust. two days afterward, gave birth to a quail hen eggs, angry cock, hens hurried to explain: *, premature 啦!
10 , girls go home at nightly, along 7 thugs, hazardous to stand up when an aunt, since girls were salvaged **, radio interviews, aunt made: in truth, had nought favor that time, fair that something good tin not be all that low Sao Chick small children!
11, a child of a woman whose body was found in the river, so the police said: A female was killed in the river, two massive breast pack, a sword hack among the legs bleeding a lot, it is estimated period of death is also long, mow at the yet long-haired the
12, Qimei sister Fuge,toronto escort, with the river too, sibling back Qi Mei, Qi Mei touch down and asked is legal and what? The respond was a wrong guy. brother inquire her, it is valid and your goods? Qimei semi-shy, this is the police station, post-arrest the wrong guys!
13,later the conclusion of the analysis, newly marital bride the next day shouted to divorce because the husband has a serious occupational disease! Friends tried to argue her l Men are very amounted career! r unexpectedly cursed bride: l What the perdition commerce, he is breasting work! r
14, a couple argue, the man said: I quarrel not conquer you! one upon you mouth, following a mouth! woman said: I would quarrel you do not triumph! upon you a mouth, emulating a microphone, but also with two audio! hh
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a judge one day to attend a golf tournament, rivalry, the judge with a strange man in the same group tournament.
than the percentage of the, two of them chatted almost the days.
while they talk to each other's profession, the judge introduced himself to the caption, br> meantime the additional said:
『tell you the truth, my career and you on the contrary, I am a professional killer
....< br> Do not believe? my golf bag is also placed I quit the body with the rifle and binoculars! 』
said, the killer saw no an around to rifles and binoculars from the bags ambition be removed, and let the judges activity, playing the judge played to the telescope toward the family is located nearby the golf way looked beautiful startled to find his youth wife was undressed in mattress, and waded into the door the man was really a quite nice neighbor, truce friendship.
judge angrily to your killer get rid of this speck on Gounan Nv.
killer wrote: it says OK, but it takes you a bullet five hundred greenbacks. 』
inventory of a thousand dollars and a judge as yet swiftly to killer hands.
killer prepared ready wrote: 『game you and I also thought the same affinity group, so be it, I will let you choose what portions of their bodies in the shooting.』
decide a little then said: 『this bitch is all entanglement bullets to shoot her mouth, her dead silence!
As because the dog man defiance to do my wife to shooting his lifeblood it! 』
killer rack so good rifles and telescopes started target, yet later a long and not did wear the trigger, the judge was getting impatient to start urging killer,beijing massage, the killer said:
『Hush! Hush! I'm attempting to retention you five hundred! < br> 16, day-old little girl Mary, his mother said cheerfully: Why? r aro pride to say: My mother said that the boys have merely one. Humph! you do no it! so paggey home crying to her mother complain about, why I do not have that one? mother to solace her and narrate her that when you grow up, have a few, there is a few ......